I want to thank, and by thank I mean throttle, the geniuses behind the science that says second-hand flatulence is good for our health.
The men, it had to be men, behind this insidious study of smell should be flogged. I have no information regarding the validity of these claims or how accurate the reporting of them was, but the damage has been done.
When they invent charcoal bed sheets I’ll be first in line. I need softly spun cotton with odor absorbent fibers woven into a smooth, 600 thread count layer of protection so I can sleep without fear of awaking in the night to a fog of funk.
Was this brilliant breakthrough really something we needed to know? Will it be of benefit to mankind? Well, I suppose it already is, but what about womankind?
I am a fragile flower with a sensitive sniffer for goodness sake. I am the lone female in a house with four men, this does not bode well for me, it doesn’t smell all that great either.
At this rate, my heart will remain strong and I will be disease free for-fricking-ever. My mental well-being however, was already in question before this news . . . broke
Thank you science folk, thank you very, effing, much.
The Qwiet Muse 
Proof of my poisoning, my mind is slipping, there are four men in my home. Four. I gave birth to three of them for goodness sake. I wonder which one I was leaving out . . .
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LMAO I saw that article! My favorite indie author put it on his facebook page. I thought it was one of those gag articles but it wasn’t
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Well, in a way you could call it a *gag* article :o) Of all the things those scientific geniuses could be studying . . .
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yup! right now my dogs are trying to tell me how healthy they want me to be, I guess. They’re killing me! so gross…
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I should live forever if the research is sound. I hadn’t even factored in the doggy farts. I guess we can’t say silent but deadly anymore . . . Personally, I challenge the science, between the three men and the three dogs I share space with, I’m fairly certain I’m slowly being poisoned by their emissions.
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HAHAHAHAHA me too.
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I definitely missed the so-called “research”. Methane gas naturally in the home? Can we bottle it and heat the house too? If it’s good enough for the cows….
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Oh no, please NEVER let my husband or three boys see this research!!!!! Sigh.
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Shield them from it if you can! We must protect and defend ourselves! :o)
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We must defend and protect the noses of all women! Haha.
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I saw that last week, too, and I’m with you. As if males needed any more incentive to stink up the place… -Amy
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