100 words. About dinner . . .
They ask the same question every day, “Got any plans for dinner?” They already know the answer. “No.”
It’s not like I want my family to starve, I do feed them every now and again, but you see, I don’t like to cook. I don’t particularly care for eating to honest. If they would invent some supplement to completely take the place of preparing, chewing, ingesting, and digesting food I would buy it in bulk.
I’ve raised four kids and kept a husband fairly well fed, that’s about 27 years of care. Clocking out. Tendering my resignation. Done. Finis.
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I have my reasons . . .
—> My official resignation letter
–> Again?
I like what I like, and everyone else in my house likes something else entirely. That’s what microwaves are for, I say.
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I always wanted one of those devices that they have on Star trek where you can just press a button and whatever food you feel like comes out 🙂
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Now that would make life so much easier!
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Enjoyed your blogs! KEEP IT UP!❤
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Oh I am SO with you on this! You want dinner? Go make some! Happy retirement 😀.
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I’d make something to celebrate, but . . . 🙂
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Reblogged this on cabbagesandkings524 and commented:
The Muse resigns from cooking in just 100 words.
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I would resign from cooking dinner, but having only myself to feed I would eventually get tired of pizza.
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At this point, my kids would willingly live on pizza!
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I finally came up with a two item dinner menu for my family that is easy to stick with… Take it or Leave it.
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Perfect 😜
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