Vertigo and me – NOT happy together.

There’s no knowing where we’re going
there’s no earthly way to know
so we’re simply to and froing
slowly getting vertigo
  from Willy Wonka Jr.

a sensation of whirling and loss of balance, associated particularly with looking down from a great height, or caused by disease affecting the inner ear or the vestibular nerve; dizziness, lightheadedness, loss of balance

Sailing through
the roughest seas
my vessel ever listing,
listing off to port.
Willy Wonka
(that’s Cap’n Wonka
to you)
navigates the
deep, deep depths
of briny, brilliant,
blurry blue –
Though I fear
he may be blind,
though I fear
he knows not
what to do,
he swears he’s
and no more
briny, brilliant,
blurry, blurry
Oh, but the
longer I sail
(listing off to port)
with Wonka
at the helm
the more I fear,
sincerely fear,
my ship
is going down.

Three days ago I was pirated away on an impromptu journey (I didn’t even have a golden ticket) and set off to sail on a wibbly, wobbly journey (not through space and time), no great swooshing sounds, no Tardis (damn) my ambulance wasn’t even blue – and no 10. My doctor wasn’t even close to 10. –sigh-


Since then, I’ve sat, (or tried to sit), in a vertiginousness stupor, trying to still my internal ebb and flow, this tempest is within. Vertigo. Vertigo is the vorticular swirling of . . . every-frickin-thing. Imagine the feeling you might have if you were drunk and just getting off a roller coaster and then standing up too quickly while looking over the edge of a cliff while on a boat during a storm. That. That is pretty much how I feel. Maybe. I don’t know, I’ve never done those things, I’m just assuming it might, maybe, possibly feel a little bit like blasted vertigo.

I’m like a Nascar darling when I try to walk, (or turn my head) I can hear the phantom crowd cheering, “She’s making another left turn!” Listing to port. For some reason, I tend to fall to my left when I attempt to stand. I feel like the terra firma beneath my feet has crumbled away and the overwhelming sensation of my inevitable collapse is more than slightly disconcerting. Inertia is my friend.

My docs (The Doctor would have known what to do), can’t really say what started this. Something about something about the inner ear. They can’t say how long it might last. They can’t say if this is a one time deal. Pfft.

So, vertigo sucks. Spinning, swirling, nausea, dizziness, lightheadedness, confusion . . . not fun. I don’t even like carousels or ferris wheels or roller coasters or even those little cars that kiddies ride in circles, and at the moment, I feel like I can’t get off the ride.

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There’s no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There’s no knowing where we’re rowing
Or which way the river’s flowing  – Willy Wonka 

10 thoughts on “Vertigo and me – NOT happy together.

  1. Oh you poor thing! I get vertigo all the time (sorry for saying that it comes and goes) and it is awful. The last time I got it I tried a maneuver that entails kneeling down and doing a half summersault. Thank goodness I had my daughter with me to help me sine, duh – how can one do this move while spinning! I hope it goes away soon!


  2. Poor cris😱😱i have had that inner ear problem when I was young it was no fun but you learn real quick not to turn quickly and to stay focus straight ahead until it goes away, mine was caused by getting water in my ear,hope you get well real soon . I love you and my prayers are with you always.


  3. No fun! I’ve had the short-lived version (though it seemed an eternity). It was indeed about my ear–but not the serious stuff. Something I could even DO something about myself with what’s called an Epley maneuver (spelling???). I was never so grateful to regain my balance. I agree with the comment above–can’t imagine how you wrote anything at all!!!
    Sending good thoughts and prayers your way….

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    • I’m going to look up some of those maneuvers, I was just reading something about that. I am more than ready for some relief. As long as I keep my eyes focused on the screen and don’t move my head, I’m good. I probably shouldn’t have added that swirling video – every time I look at i feel a little sick!

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      • I almost said something about that, too! Very ‘moving’ image, if you ask me. But it definitely brought back all the feelings….I can’t recommend the Epley maneuvers enough. And had never heard of them before.

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